I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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