is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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