This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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