Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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