I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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