I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I forgot how hot balto sounded
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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