Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
It's just like the Real World with babies
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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