I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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