Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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