that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
operation have a gay friend backfired
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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