I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Randomize
