You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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