okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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