theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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