Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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