sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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