haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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