i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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