I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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