There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Randomize
