Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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