Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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