So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
well I can't set my house on fire every night
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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