this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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