yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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