why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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