Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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