her vagine was all disorganized.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
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