i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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