We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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