so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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