hell yes lets make some ravioli
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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