He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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