He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize
