Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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