I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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