You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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