none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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