I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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