y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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