it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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