I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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