Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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