how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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