i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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