Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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