at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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