My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
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