I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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