Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
we should paint friendship bongs
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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