Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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