this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Randomize
