my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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