i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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