I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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