I think I am morally bankrupt
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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