i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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